Asylum Street Spankers - If You Love Me Youll Sleep In The Wet Spot

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Band name Asylum Street Spankers
Song name If You Love Me Youll Sleep In The Wet Spot
Tab type Chords
Added 05/01/2008
Size 2.26 kb
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INTRO:   B F B 
 
B                                              B7 
Barlin, you say you love me, But there so many things  
          E                        B 
you could do to prove that love to me. 
 
You kiss me, and you hold me, bring me flowers all the time 
    E                               F 
But that’s not enough to satisfy my needs 
 
       E                            B 
If you love me, you’ll sleep on the wet spot. 
             F                       B 
You’d buy my tampons, with your food stamps. 
                   E                          B  
You’d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box. 
               F                       B 
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. 
 
 
B                                                             B7 
No you can’t watch Jerry Springer, cause my dadgum wrastlin’s on 
              E                       B 
Now keep that baby just as quiet as a mouse 
                                                        
Fnd get your booty in that kitchen, and fry me up 
     E                                           F 
some pork chops and eggs, like they do at waffle house. 
 
 
       E                            B 
If you love me, you’ll sleep on the wet spot. 
             F                       B 
You’d buy my tampons, with your food stamps. 
                   E                          B  
You’d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box. 
               F                       B 
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. 
 
E 
Quit your snorin, it’s so borin, 
  
and I’m freezin, cause your teasin me 
     B 
with just the corner of the covers, 
 
I could smother your face, 
         Bm 
with the pillow, billowin’ the sheets 
                     E               F 
when you roll on the dog and he lets one, loose. 
 
 
       E                            B 
If you love me, you’ll sleep on the wet spot. 
             F                       B 
You’d buy my tampons, with your food stamps. 
                   E                          B  
You’d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box. 
               F                       B 
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. 
               F                       B 
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. 
   F            B 
Or sleep on the floor