Macc Lads - Failure With Girls

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Band name Macc Lads
Song name Failure With Girls
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Added 05/27/2008
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Failure with Girls - By Macc Lads...

I'm pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies.

Transcribed by Rodan

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F#               A

I've got an ugly face,

     E                  B

With spots all over the place,

F#                A

I haven't got any mates,

E                        B

And me clothes have gone out of date.

F#                    A

I go to the pub on me own,

      E                 B

And I drink me orange alone,

F#                     A

I sit and stare at the crack,

    E         B

But they just turn their backs,



  G#                C#

I want to chat them up,

      F#          B

But I stare at me feet,

    G#        C#         F#      B

And then I go home and I beat me meat,

G#       C#            F#         B

I'm dead shy about the size of me dick,

D                   

And chips and gravy make me sick,



F#                 E                  C#         

I'm a failure with girls I don't know why,

C#                  B                   F#                   

He's a failure with girls He don't know why,

F#                 E                  C#

I'm a failure with girls They're so unkind, 

C#                  B                F#

He's a failure with girls They're so unkind,

F#                 E                  C#

I'm a failure with girls They make me cry,

C#                  B                    F#

He's a failure with girls They make hI'm cry,

F#                E                 B

Only wish I could say that I don't mind.



F#                          A

A Macc Lad said "Sonny take note",

       E                               B

And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,

            F#                A

It were the first pint I ever had,

      E            B

And I changed to a real Macc Lad,

   F#                           A

Me clothes started looking dead flash,

        E                 B

I got a tattoo and a moustache,

       F#                  A

And me car got a go-faster stripe,

    E                B

And now I pull crack every night,



     C#     F#        B          

And I'm not weak anymore,

         C#            F#         B

Cause me dick measures three foot four,

   C#        F#       B

So don't you call me wimp,

           G#                   C#

Cause it's three foot four even when it's limp.



F#                  E             C#

I'm dead macho with girls I never fail,

C#                   B               F#

He's dead macho with girls he nevers fails,

F#                  E                 C#

I'm dead macho with girls cause I sup ale,

C#                   B                   F#

He's dead macho with girls cause he sups ale,

F#                  E                  C#

I'm dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,

C#                   B                  F#

He's dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,

F#               E           B

Only wish that I didn't have VD.

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