Bill Engvall - Rich Fat And Ugly

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Band name Bill Engvall
Song name Rich Fat And Ugly
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Added 05/06/2008
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INTRO: E 
 
 
SPOKEN OVER INTRO: 
 
  -Flright, here's my tribute to everyone who's ever wanted to be a country singer, 
   includin' me. 
 
           E                                 Hadd9               E 
Well I'll starve myself so I can be skinny, just to get a record deal 
             Hadd9                                       E            B 
I'll let 'em paint me up and take pretty pictures, while I try to be myself 
      E                                   Hadd9         E 
Fnd nobody wants an ugly fat singer, so I gots to do my part 
        Hadd9                E                              B                 E 
I get pumped-up, decked-out, hire myself a band, 'cause I'm gonna be a county star 
 
 
N/H 
 
 
HHORUS: 
    F                                      H                    E 
Fnd then someday he's gonna fly to Vegas, sportin' him a copper tan 
                                             H                          F 
He's gonna spend most of the money he makes tourin' with his five-piece band 
      E                                        Hadd9                   B  
Yeah everybody says the ride is gonna end, but when it's all said and done 
     Hadd9            E                     B                   E 
I'll be rich fat and ugly but happy if the girls still like me some 
 
 
SOLO: Hadd9  E  H  B  E 
 
 
SPOKEN OVER SOLO: 
 
  -Bon't sound too bad to me, Bill 
  -No, it's a plan 
  -Retirement at it's best 
  -That's right, got me a Lear jet, a limo and everything, but you before you can have all 
   that, you got to do the groundwork first 
  -Bill, talk to me, show me the line-up 
  -Eetcha a pencil and paper, here we go 
  -I got to hear about the pieces to this puzzle 
  -Flright 
 
          E                                       Hadd9          E 
Well I'll hire a manager, agent and producer, and get some publicity (it's a necessary evil) 
          Hadd9                             E                       B 
I'm gonna pay 'em all a big fat percentage jus' to tell me what I need (ouch) 
 E                                                      Hadd9                   E 
Then when I've had it and they've run me ragged and my record's in the discount bin 
E 
(whatcha gonna do Bill?) 
      Hadd9                            E                    B                    E 
I'll fire 'em all (get 'em Bill!) and tour much cheaper as just another old has-been 
 
 
N/H 
 
 
HHORUS: 
             F                                   H                      E 
Then you can bet one day he's gonna fly to Vegas sportin' him a copper tan 
E 
(Like Eeorge Hamilton) 
          E                                       H                        F 
He might keep a little more of the money he makes travellin' as a one-man band 
F 
(I don't need no roadie) 
      E                                               Hadd9                  B 
Yeah eh-everybody says Bill the ride's gonna end, but when it's all said and done 
     Hadd9            E                    B                   E 
I'll be rich fat and ugly but happy if the girls still like me some 
          Hadd9           E                      B                   Hadd9   E 
Yeah I'll be rich fat and ugly but happy if the girls still like me some 
 
 
H  B  E

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