Beer Softened Stool - Welcome To The Retard Ball

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Band name Beer Softened Stool
Song name Welcome To The Retard Ball
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Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson" 
Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool

tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu 
"Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"

Riff 1				"riff" 2
-|------------------------------|----------------------|
-|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|---2--2--2--2------2----------|----------------------|
-|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|----------------------|

play  riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold

[G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!
[G]ya lookin' good I feel like romance!
[C]See the girl with the helmet on?!
[C]Her leg braces really turn me on!
[G]Disco lights dancin' off your hair!
[G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair!

{chorus}
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[G][C][C#][D]

[G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!
[G]When she gets to lovin' all the boys!
[C]They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!
[C]ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!
[G]uh oh! Someone had an accident!
[G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!

{chorus}
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x