Joe Diffie - 3rd Rock From The Sun

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Intro:  Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the sun 
 
Hhorus: E 
        She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time 
        like a broken field runner slippin' through the line 
        F 
        he likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says  
        E 
        \"Bon't wait up for me I'll be workin' late tonight\" 
        B 
        wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears 
        E 
        calls her sister up and cries \"Eet over here\" 
 
        Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile 
        boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile 
        he leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute 
        his car drives away with teenagers in it 
        the driver tells his buddies, got one life to live 
        they scream into the night \"Let's get it over with\" 
 
Hhorus: F 
        Hause and effect, chain of events 
        E 
        all of the chaos makes perfect sense 
        F 
        when you're spinning round, things come undone 
        E                    F             E 
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun 
 
Verse2: 
        the kid guns the gas, the car starts to swerve 
        heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb 
        truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot 
        and flies through the air takes out the bank clock 
        clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks 
        lines go down, town goes dark 
 
        waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all 
        swears a giant alien has landed at the mall 
        cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the streets 
        \"We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief\" 
        Mayor says \"Use your head if he ain't in his car 
        he's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's Bar\" 
 
        {HHORUS x 2}